Dear Ever Changing Water Temperature,

Really, it's not funny anymore.

Sure, it was cute at first - one of the quirks of our apartment in the big city.

Showers used to be adventurous.

Now they are arduous.

If you want to be hot, be hot!
I'd prefer you not be cold, but at least it would be consistent.
The back and forth - it's too much for my heart.
(and my hinder)

I'm serious this time.

Stop it!

Love,
Whitney